$1.4M painting drunkenly lost, found, hung in bathroom

Seriously.

Apparently, he was so wasted he stashed it in some bushes soon after leaving the hotel (“Can’t carry this thing,” he must have thought to himself. “Will come back laterz.”). The next day it was found there by a doorman, Franklin Puentes, who works across the street. Puentes installed “Girl” in his bathroom, where it resided until his friends suggested it might just be valuable.